4-bar weapon clash (help it get 1000 hits) :)

[GreenBlood]

I have seen this b4, evryone join in, all it is, is the person above names a weapon (anything) and you have to kill with that weapon in your 4 bars somehow, I'll start :)

weapon: Red Bull

Better walk this ice slowly, cause you'll step on a crack,
And I'll be waitin underneath with devil wings on my back'
Dont be crossin my path or you might wind up dead fool,
I'll cave your fuckin head in with a 4-pack of Red Bull,

next weapon: Ipod

EDIT: IMAGINE IF WE COULD GET TECCA TO PICK HIS FAVOURITE BARS FROM THIS THREAD AND SPIT SOME ON A BEAT FOR US< LIKE A TECHNICIAN FAN SONG OR SUMTIN!! :)

[Big $hot]

B, I, G/ S, H, O, T/
I'm sicka, than the average nigga, damagin shit cause/
I'm a horrible guy god, got the cord to my Ipod/
fittin to wrap it around your throat, until you choke, yo why not?/

next weapon: pick axe

[aKayRuegawitaTECH9]

With a pick axe in one hand, my pride in both
Ill sweep you off your feet bitch, this ain't no joke
I come with the fire, the shit that I smoke
But watch yo back when that axe rip through your throat.

nEXT weapon: Nail gun

[SaInTwIcKeD]

Looking out at the crowd
as I start to swing that bat away
just like a ball your
head slowly flys away

next weapon: and piece of paper

[S.L.A.D.A.N.]

be careful you prick, I'm sick with these wits/
With this piece of of paper, you're sure to get nicked/
i cut where your veins show, blue in your wrists/
Till all you see is darkness, as you fall in the pit/

Next weapon: pizza

[CaliTechnician]

Here comes your local delivery boy and I hope
You like your meal kneel feel it go down your throat
The tip was shitty didn't get me so I had to evoke
my dark side now I gotta make it look like you choked

Next weapon: barstool

[Hesky]

The bar tender's a pretender I can see that he's lying
Hiding behind the vendor i assume that he's crying
A coward of a man won't grab his chick and defend her
Barstool to his face is the plan them my dick i'm gon' lend her ;)

Next Weapon: Wooden Spoon

[GreenBlood]

Up in this club, and im lookin to parlay'n
DJ's got lil wayne, I wont let him start playin,
I grab the closest thing, not a knife but a bar-stool,
his bodies back in a week, each piece in a car-pool

next weapon: land-mines

[GreenBlood]

Sorry Hesky, while I was writin mine u beat me to da punch, good rhymes bro,
I'll start on wooden spoon:
:)

I break into your house, drag you into the kitchen,
I gagged ya wife so I cant hear screamin and bitchin',
Pick up the wooden spoon I found in your top draw,
Im stabbin, choppin that head thats droppin from the top-jaw

next weapon: land mines

[Hesky]

Yeah i noticed before, but for some reason i can't quote or edit my posts on here :( Otherwise i'd have changed mine, i liked yours better haha

Nothing's gonna' save you now stop with the hymns
It's time to rip shit up in here blowing off limbs
I know i might fool some but these land mines won't
Trying to threaten me? Fat chance, your hand signs don't!

Next Weapon: Water

[PeepingTomETTE2]

1st it was golden showers/ that I pissed so warm in his face
Hopped on a water droppin' chopper/ and give the o.k.
Watch it cascade/ from the top of the Empire state
The pressure left that muthafucka/ brown and flattened/ thin like a crepe

Next Weapon: FRISBEE

[Big $hot]

I'm kinda frisky, bitches just wanna kiss me/
dudes wit attitudes, claim they ain't, got shit against me/
but their bitter and their sick, some turnin green wit the envy/
never rush my set, or you bet, its death, by a FRISBEE/


weapon of choice.....cellular phone.

[Dan9K]

I'mma take n leave you chopped/
round bound your home
Split swift across dome with your cellular phone/


Eitherway -

nxt weapon: BoomBox