4-bar weapon clash (help it get 1000 hits) :)

[GreenBlood]

I have seen this b4, evryone join in, all it is, is the person above names a weapon (anything) and you have to kill with that weapon in your 4 bars somehow, I'll start :)

weapon: Red Bull

Better walk this ice slowly, cause you'll step on a crack,
And I'll be waitin underneath with devil wings on my back'
Dont be crossin my path or you might wind up dead fool,
I'll cave your fuckin head in with a 4-pack of Red Bull,

next weapon: Ipod

EDIT: IMAGINE IF WE COULD GET TECCA TO PICK HIS FAVOURITE BARS FROM THIS THREAD AND SPIT SOME ON A BEAT FOR US< LIKE A TECHNICIAN FAN SONG OR SUMTIN!! :)

[Skitzo]

Naw, you're good player. OK!!!!!

What the Fudd, Sam? You's a Wascally Wabbit.
A Daffy little Duck with some Tom & Jerry habits.
How did I let you slip by me, Sufferin Succotash!
Next time I won't miss you. HA!! I Tought I Taw A Puddycat.
So Uh-th-th-uh-th-th-uh- That's All Folks!
Now What's Up Doc? Cuz you bout to get your Leghorn broke.
You's a liitle Chickenhawk. No more Merry Melodies.
I'm done Entertainin you. You bout to get smoked like potent weed.
Split you like a Swisher then I fill you with led.
I burn the body bag. I'm gettin high and you dead.
If you leavin with a blast, I'm goin out like Pearl Harbor.
I roc that Aaron Yates, You idolizin Aaron Carter








Matt Peel said:

holy shit dude, is that why shes prego? /
whatever, ill get the fuck over that, lets go /
by lets go, i mean lets bare knuckle box /
you got my girl pregnant, now i want my shots /
i got anger issues, do you think you'll win? /
go ahead and bring a weapon, i got friends /
by friends, i mean my 45 and my 9 /
so you bring your guns, ill bring mine /
and ill let off like my name is Yosemite Sam /
i can take bullet wounds, lets see if you can /
bitch, they call me quick draw for a reason /
cause if it gets heated, your ass wont be breathin /
and if there are witnesses, they wont be leavin /
unless its in a wooden box, or a jar full of ash /
but be rest assured, ill be leavin this place last /
wont go out with a bang, cause im leaving with a blast /

but hey, for real, if i suck, let me know and i'll stop posting stuff. i dont want to turn this thread to shit haha

Skitzo said:

Lyrical Xanax, bout to give you an addiction
My bars are so hard, you gonna need a prescription. Spit a depiction, I fit the description Of a cold blooded killer, Wanted without conviction. But still, somethin is missin. Wait let me figure it.
Oh yeah, I know. A big fat titty up in my mouth.
On the chest of your baby momma, I snuck up inside your house.
Gave it to her for an hour, then nutted all on her blouse.
We fucked all over the couch.
She sucked until I said "OUCH!!"
so I choked the bitch, It was an accident. now she quiet as a mouse.

[Matt Peel]

did you just call yourself sir flows a lot? /
damn... a lot more like sir chokes a lot /
cause you be pumpin that dick like a shotgun /
you take two at once, youre mr. dick-n-your-buns /
boy, this shit is just for fun /
i eat wack rappers like you, and i play with my food /
you think youre the shit, but you fucked with the wrong dude /
well, maybe you should just stop fucking dudes /
i dont need to know about your man-train with your crew /
or about the trucker that you met last night and blew /
so maybe you just stop before you get in too deep /
i dont mean this rap, i mean dont let your boyfriend go balls deep /
because i saw how funny he made you walk last time /
shit, we put that youtube video up last night! /
its the one where you say you love men, then walk all funny n shit /
yeah, you got clowned on, SORRY N SHIT /

David Lee Rasor said:

Got an addiction to friction, non fiction I'm spittin
Off the top of the fingers shit ain't ever writtin
or bittin I'm gettin smittin with text rhymes
cuz im lit and im shittin in cells for sex crimes
lesson learned, court ajurned, yall burned
ya mama yearned for my dick when her back was turned
blew out beaver like a meat cleaver had been there
I busted my nut, found a mic and then then tear
rappers to peices, even beastes and goblins
somethin like rap jesus, leave M Cs Hoblin
Slobbrin when I spit, like a lunatick on meds
so sick wit it, prick, lick my stick on beds
red, whites, oranges, and blues
got me rollin like a mother fucker out a my shoes
now I'm out a noose, cuz I aint ever chokin
newports, weed, and mcs I'm smokin
Provokin the devil, yall bitches don't want it
this is my evil I flaunt it, leavin yo house haunted
call me demonic sir flowsalot, known for killer raps
you got a whole in ya soul? thats why I got filler caps

[David Lee Rasor]

yo, whats with the gay shit, prolly fantasizin
ho, shut up with ya lame shit, you wanna see my thighs &
rub whats above em, nuts and dicks ya love em
ya wanna grab em squeez kiss em and shove em
you a lame m c you hold the mic like a jhonson
what the fuck kind a homo shit is you on son
do really rap or is ya little brother typin for ya
incest is the best? ya yo brother show adore ya
I floor ya, no more ya best shut ya fuckin cake hole
stupid shit comin out of it call it your mistake hole
shit goin in it, you can say that its a glory hole
matt charges ten for a bj, only five if you a shorty though
there we go rip it up I flow so fuckin rightcheous
cuz my mouth aint clogged with dicks and I might just
spit a lil somethin extra when Im in your vicinity
you dissin me you bitches be done up extra crispy
miss me with ya talk you a walkin bag a nut
takin dicks up ya but so what if you a slut
at least you don't lie, you like semen in ya eye
you really need to die, but homie dont cry
you asked me to a gay bar, but I saw you on the radar
hit you in the jaw and choked ya ass like darth vadar
so you can kiss my ass, seconed thought ya better not
cuz I dont want to encourage you smokin dicks like pot

(just to let ya know I hate that stupid gay shit when battlin, but I guess thats the level yall are on here.)

[Matt Peel]

just to let you know, we arent seriously battlin anybody lmao
i was just fuckin with you. & its kind of hard to battle somebody when you cant see them, because when i battle people, i actually freestyle about them, i dont do none of that written shit.

David Lee Rasor said:

yo, whats with the gay shit, prolly fantasizin
ho, shut up with ya lame shit, you wanna see my thighs &
rub whats above em, nuts and dicks ya love em
ya wanna grab em squeez kiss em and shove em
you a lame m c you hold the mic like a jhonson
what the fuck kind a homo shit is you on son
do really rap or is ya little brother typin for ya
incest is the best? ya yo brother show adore ya
I floor ya, no more ya best shut ya fuckin cake hole
stupid shit comin out of it call it your mistake hole
shit goin in it, you can say that its a glory hole
matt charges ten for a bj, only five if you a shorty though
there we go rip it up I flow so fuckin rightcheous
cuz my aint clogged with dicks and I might just
spit a lil somethin extra when Im in your vicinity
you dissin me you bitches be done up extra crispy
miss me with ya talk you a walkin bag a nut
takin dicks up ya but so what if you a slut
at least you don't lie, you like semen in ya eye
you really need to die, but homie dont cry
you asked to a gay bar, but I saw you on the radar
hit you in the jaw and choked ya ass like darth vadar
so you can kiss my ass, seconed thought ya better not
cuz I want to encourage you smokin dicks like pot

(just to let ya know I hate that stupid gay shit when battlin, but I guess thats the level yall are on here.)

[RIQ G BLACK]

And it weights a ton
'Riq Geez motherfuckers I'm a son of a gun
Black master of any trade under the sun
Talk sharp like a razor blade under the tongue
Clear my path and come get your captain hung
Trying to breathe like Black'll collapse your lungs
Young chump you could choke off the web I spun
I done cleared 'em out from the threat I brung
You done heard about what set I'm from
My nigga, word-a-mouth little rule-a-thumb
Y'all better bow down when the ruler come
I'm a real hood nigga not a hood-a-lum
The way Black put it down be confusin' some of y'all
Cats can't walk while chewin' your gum 'n all
With a keyboard got do with a drum 'n all
School 'em on stage like I'm doin' a seminar
Professional type, I'm adjusting my mic
Go to war kid I'll give you any weapon you like
Give you something to run from, bust off your dum-dum
Stop kid, that hot shit you know where it come from
It's a villain world-wide phenomenom
And reinforcin' that shit is my 9-to-5
And when I finish making you recognize
I'm gettin' at a couple civilized women that's tryin' to ride
You were waitin' on the raw to come off the oil
You wanna get the bitches up off the wall
Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
To keep you in health, this for all of y'all
I'm quick on the draw like Black McGraw
And I can't tell what y'all cats rappin' for

[RIQ G BLACK]

My name 'Riq Geez and I'm back for more
To get more chips than the corner store
With a portrait of Malcom X on the door
While I'm eatin' MCs like a carnivore
Matter fact, ease back 'fore you get harmed
Ring the, warning horn when I'm gon' perform
The first nigga that move, or disturb the goove
I'm a have y'all flicks on the evening news
Play y'all part - get on y'all P's and Q's
And when y'all think Black, be prepared to lose
Bring money to spend and somebody to lend
And some worthwhile money not twenties and tens
Get took for your tuck right in front of your 'hens
Who coulda help you nigga, not none of ya friends
Because, I put a black fist under ya chin
Have your physical remains found under the pen
If I'm coming up in the place, I'm coming to win
Wasn't in it for a minute, now I'm dumbin' again

[RIQ G BLACK]

'Riq Geez ock, y'all can chat what y'all please
Receive what I'm gonna give back to y'all please
Cuz y'all don't really wanna get clapped with all these
My man, you can take y'all strap when y'all leave
You see the squad come in the place, they all freeze
Ice cold, with his mellow cool breeze
MCs never showed loyalty yet
Kool Herc ain't never get a royalty check
I do work, no question, and bomb your set
I'm calm collect, sharp like my name Gillette
RIP my man Gillett
Until I touch the mic, y'all people ain't seen danger yet
I'm a decorated vet, I regulate and wreck
Never hesitated yet, I'm gettin' heavy weighted checks
If you would dare ask if I'm dedicated - yes
I spit, live rounds that would penetrate a vest
Nigga, take ya seats I'm a demonstrate a test
How to freak the beats, so gangsta fresh
And it thump, from the East Coast to Bangladesh
Big bank, willy gank smoke the thang to death
But hold tight, cuz it's not over yet
I don't even feel like I'm not sober yet
And it ring like shots in the projects new year's eve
And it ain't even October yet
I'm a big bounty hunter like Boba Fett
Y'all more shell shocked then a soldier get
If the prize in my sights then I'm goin' for this
Whoo whoo 'Riq Geez be the ultimate
I'm the corporate, give me the bulk of this
'Riq set it on the magnetic ultra tip
Get down how you 'posed to get
I got nothing to lose, I'm a killer with no regrets
I'm like young LL, cuz I'm hard as hell
Makin' niggaz screw face like Gargamel
Now I'm all out on my own like Patty LaBelle
So put the pimp game down on your mademoiselle

[David Lee Rasor]

Good theres competion but just listen Im a goon
Im a make a fist & I'm a give it to ya soon
I'm bouncin like a piston and I'm laughin at the moon
Im a fuckin loon lookin for shrooms to consume
I'm somethin like a broom, sweep roppers to they doom
go zoom zoom zoom, then my glock go boom
and my cock go soon into the womb of a lesbian
actin like a thespian, spicy like a mexican
dish, you wish I was a fuckin lame
but Im an actuall beast when it comes to the fuckin game
gave me a fuckin dame and I came where her teeth be
white, black, mexican, even arab girls wanna please me
please be still, cuz I'm a finish up my flow
move to any discussion that you motherfuckers go
im colder than the snow, simultaniously i burn
getter older don't ya know, but it's still my turn
give me exidus I flex like this, just to scare yall
insisers be sharp and I'm about to tear yall

[cody]

Whats happened to this thread Green Blood?

[GreenBlood]

Maybe ima cut it back down to 4 bars so peeps like me that cant write heaps of hella bars can still drop

[ImpaleR]

Yeah ninja!!!!!

yep.... 4 bars are back in this bitch, like a shower rapeing of a prison snitch,
no weapon of choice has been made, so im a bring out a hand grenade
pull out the pin throw it at your ass, watch you blow into shards like glass
now 4 bars done i have retired, with complete satisfaction your lifes expired.

next weapon : Suction Cups

[Cørpørate Avenger]

Scalin a building made of glass
Gonna kill some bitch mother fuckers ass/
Strapped to my hands are some suction cups
They go thweeeep and suck out yo guts/
Little black buttons that make the suction increase
Suckin out your air so you cant call the police/
Then i stick one on your butt hole and push the button down
I pull away the cup and your intestines fall out on the ground

Next weapon- a vhs tape



ImpaleR said:

Yeah ninja!!!!! yep.... 4 bars are back in this bitch, like a shower rapeing of a prison snitch,
no weapon of choice has been made, so im a bring out a hand grenade
pull out the pin throw it at your ass, watch you blow into shards like glass
now 4 bars done i have retired, with complete satisfaction your lifes expired.

next weapon : Suction Cups