4-bar weapon clash (help it get 1000 hits) :)

[GreenBlood]

I have seen this b4, evryone join in, all it is, is the person above names a weapon (anything) and you have to kill with that weapon in your 4 bars somehow, I'll start :)

weapon: Red Bull

Better walk this ice slowly, cause you'll step on a crack,
And I'll be waitin underneath with devil wings on my back'
Dont be crossin my path or you might wind up dead fool,
I'll cave your fuckin head in with a 4-pack of Red Bull,

next weapon: Ipod

EDIT: IMAGINE IF WE COULD GET TECCA TO PICK HIS FAVOURITE BARS FROM THIS THREAD AND SPIT SOME ON A BEAT FOR US< LIKE A TECHNICIAN FAN SONG OR SUMTIN!! :)

[chris]

lol i know we kindof broke that 4line rule but ur kinda overkillin it rat. 15 lines?!?! I think we set the goal to 8. I mean maybe acouple lines over but dam

[Cørpørate Avenger]

I was just respondin to that guy and i had to go over so it would sink in lol that wasnt even a weapon thing me and him were havin a battle. And i won lol

chris said:

lol i know we kindof broke that 4line rule but ur kinda overkillin it rat. 15 lines?!?! I think we set the goal to 8. I mean maybe acouple lines over but dam

[RICH THE ROCKER]

ur no rapper lol.
sent ur ass to flow hell
cause u should know
16 mo' is the flow, ring the bell
i go off like a 9
whats with the 15 lines?
im of fifteen minds
because i cant make up
my linguistic sickness online
i aint a text MC
im the next MC
get wrecked on the net
by my lyrical presidency
got residency on this site
while you poundin on the keys.
you will never outwrite
or outtype me, wanna lyrically fight me?
u better off with a webcam afraid to lyrically skype me.
imma beast from the east got the heat to compete
when they ask ya whos the master best bow at my feet.
im hella lyrical empirical with the sickest
shootin like a cricket gun
hit the critics with acidic spit like the alien.
read that outloud and realize the complexity
the sylablles twist and constrict
ya cannot get right next to me
spit shit from infinity
i go there and beyond
wrote this shit in 10 minutes online
leave u bloody like a pon.
dead in a pond
go sleep with the fishes
im vicious and graceful like a swan
rich the rocker got the bitches
im a rapper yall comics like non sequitur.
im a lyrical spitter u pussy like kitty litter

(ill stop myself there)






Strange1914Rat said:

I was just respondin to that guy and i had to go over so it would sink in lol that wasnt even a weapon thing me and him were havin a battle. And i won lol
chris said:

lol i know we kindof broke that 4line rule but ur kinda overkillin it rat. 15 lines?!?! I think we set the goal to 8. I mean maybe acouple lines over but dam

[Jessica Zumberge]

damnn.

RICH THE ROCKER said:

ur no rapper lol.
sent ur ass to flow hell
cause u should know
16 mo' is the flow, ring the bell
i go off like a 9
whats with the 15 lines?
im of fifteen minds
because i cant make up
my linguistic sickness online
i aint a text MC
im the next MC
get wrecked on the net
by my lyrical presidency
got residency on this site
while you poundin on the keys.
you will never outwrite
or outtype me, wanna lyrically fight me?
u better off with a webcam afraid to lyrically skype me.
imma beast from the east got the heat to compete
when they ask ya whos the master best bow at my feet.
im hella lyrical empirical with the sickest
shootin like a cricket gun
hit the critics with acidic spit like the alien.
read that outloud and realize the complexity
the sylablles twist and constrict
ya cannot get right next to me
spit shit from infinity
i go there and beyond
wrote this shit in 10 minutes online
leave u bloody like a pon.
dead in a pond
go sleep with the fishes
im vicious and graceful like a swan
rich the rocker got the bitches
im a rapper yall comics like non sequitur.
im a lyrical spitter u pussy like kitty litter

(ill stop myself there)






Strange1914Rat said:

I was just respondin to that guy and i had to go over so it would sink in lol that wasnt even a weapon thing me and him were havin a battle. And i won lol
chris said:

lol i know we kindof broke that 4line rule but ur kinda overkillin it rat. 15 lines?!?! I think we set the goal to 8. I mean maybe acouple lines over but dam

[GreenBlood]

I was dealing when I wrote this so forgive me if it goes astray,
Fuck gangsta rap and hardcore, spit the wicked shit everyday,
Could rap about something other than drugs like rain or a sunny day,
But Im too far gone and it takes too long to change my fuckin ways,

Im not insane Im just dillusioned, please don’t try and stop me ,
Inflicting pain with this illusion if I do it properly,
Im banging bricks against my brain, 9 asprin in my coffee,
And hanging Shady from a crane screamin “please don’t drop me”

Next weapon: Animality (Mortal Kombat)

[RICH THE ROCKER]

I could turn into a badger and tear your fucking feet off
rip you apart like a grizzly bear and leave your body to feed off
then i swoop down gouge your eyes out i turned into a crow
breed an elephant with a rhino and call it the hellifiknow
i got animality you cannot fuck with me
they call this mortal kombat but im blessed with immortality
yall still think that you can beat me? im done with this stint
a million bar weapon clash i got but would be too much to print.

next weapon : A Sickle

GreenBlood said:

I was dealing when I wrote this so forgive me if it goes astray,
Fuck gangsta rap and hardcore, spit the wicked shit everyday, Could rap about something other than drugs like rain or a sunny day, But Im too far gone and it takes too long to change my fuckin ways,

Im not insane Im just dillusioned, please don’t try and stop me ,
Inflicting pain with this illusion if I do it properly,
Im banging bricks against my brain, 9 asprin in my coffee,
And hanging Shady from a crane screamin “please don’t drop me”

Next weapon: Animality (Mortal Kombat)

[RICH THE ROCKER]

ur first line is similar to ESham's verse in "Wicked Wild" - "i was dreaming when i wrote this so forgive me if it goes astray" LOL

GreenBlood said:

I was dealing when I wrote this so forgive me if it goes astray,
Fuck gangsta rap and hardcore, spit the wicked shit everyday,
Could rap about something other than drugs like rain or a sunny day,
But Im too far gone and it takes too long to change my fuckin ways,

Im not insane Im just dillusioned, please don’t try and stop me ,
Inflicting pain with this illusion if I do it properly,
Im banging bricks against my brain, 9 asprin in my coffee,
And hanging Shady from a crane screamin “please don’t drop me”

Next weapon: Animality (Mortal Kombat)

[The Sexorcist :P]

Im just a white girl, sick flows I dont got
but I am a bad bitch, in case u forgot
Ill pull out my sickle if you wanna talk shit
Slit ya right across ur throat, now ur spittin blood snitch

next weapon....pins and needles

RICH THE ROCKER said:

I could turn into a badger and tear your fucking feet off
rip you apart like a grizzly bear and leave your body to feed off
then i swoop down gouge your eyes out i turned into a crow
breed an elephant with a rhino and call it the hellifiknow
i got animality you cannot fuck with me
they call this mortal kombat but im blessed with immortality
yall still think that you can beat me? im done with this stint
a million bar weapon clash i got but would be too much to print.

next weapon : A Sickle

GreenBlood said:

I was dealing when I wrote this so forgive me if it goes astray,
Fuck gangsta rap and hardcore, spit the wicked shit everyday, Could rap about something other than drugs like rain or a sunny day, But Im too far gone and it takes too long to change my fuckin ways,

Im not insane Im just dillusioned, please don’t try and stop me ,
Inflicting pain with this illusion if I do it properly,
Im banging bricks against my brain, 9 asprin in my coffee,
And hanging Shady from a crane screamin “please don’t drop me”

Next weapon: Animality (Mortal Kombat)

[cody]

Wtf 4-16 bars? That takes away from the challenge..

[Cørpørate Avenger]

Ima a psycho acupuncturist and you best believe
With these pins and needles i can make it to where you cant breathe
Right here causes relaxation but just an inch more
Will have your body dead layin on the floor

Next weapon- all your fuckers egos

The Sexorcist :P said:

Im just a white girl, sick flows I dont got
but I am a bad bitch, in case u forgot
Ill pull out my sickle if you wanna talk shit
Slit ya right across ur throat, now ur spittin blood snitch

next weapon....pins and needles

RICH THE ROCKER said:

I could turn into a badger and tear your fucking feet off
rip you apart like a grizzly bear and leave your body to feed off
then i swoop down gouge your eyes out i turned into a crow
breed an elephant with a rhino and call it the hellifiknow
i got animality you cannot fuck with me
they call this mortal kombat but im blessed with immortality
yall still think that you can beat me? im done with this stint
a million bar weapon clash i got but would be too much to print.

next weapon : A Sickle

GreenBlood said:

I was dealing when I wrote this so forgive me if it goes astray,
Fuck gangsta rap and hardcore, spit the wicked shit everyday, Could rap about something other than drugs like rain or a sunny day, But Im too far gone and it takes too long to change my fuckin ways,

Im not insane Im just dillusioned, please don’t try and stop me ,
Inflicting pain with this illusion if I do it properly,
Im banging bricks against my brain, 9 asprin in my coffee,
And hanging Shady from a crane screamin “please don’t drop me”

Next weapon: Animality (Mortal Kombat)

[RICH THE ROCKER]

My ego is lethal like the needle
inject you with death and infect you.
step to my ego and like an evo
it will wreck you, im evil.
call my ego the magician
so many bars to calculate
best call a mathmatician
for you try to solve and equate
im rich the rocker, remember check your damn selves
i'm predicting death for weak flows you'd think it was 2012.
you couldnt speed past me if ya drove by in a porsche
you gonna need I.V's and a hospital life support
my lyrics so twisted it makes your spine contort
im the definition of hot call me the human torch.
im rock hard, rock solid and you trapped in rock bottom
ask em what happened to the other rapper's they'll tell u Rich Got em.

next weapon : whatever you think will stop me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strange1914Rat said:

Ima a psycho acupuncturist and you best believe
With these pins and needles i can make it to where you cant breathe Right here causes relaxation but just an inch more Will have your body dead layin on the floor

Next weapon- all your fuckers egos

The Sexorcist :P said:

Im just a white girl, sick flows I dont got
but I am a bad bitch, in case u forgot
Ill pull out my sickle if you wanna talk shit Slit ya right across ur throat, now ur spittin blood snitch
next weapon....pins and needles

RICH THE ROCKER said:

I could turn into a badger and tear your fucking feet off
rip you apart like a grizzly bear and leave your body to feed off
then i swoop down gouge your eyes out i turned into a crow
breed an elephant with a rhino and call it the hellifiknow
i got animality you cannot fuck with me
they call this mortal kombat but im blessed with immortality
yall still think that you can beat me? im done with this stint
a million bar weapon clash i got but would be too much to print.

next weapon : A Sickle

GreenBlood said:

I was dealing when I wrote this so forgive me if it goes astray,
Fuck gangsta rap and hardcore, spit the wicked shit everyday, Could rap about something other than drugs like rain or a sunny day, But Im too far gone and it takes too long to change my fuckin ways,

Im not insane Im just dillusioned, please don’t try and stop me ,
Inflicting pain with this illusion if I do it properly,
Im banging bricks against my brain, 9 asprin in my coffee,
And hanging Shady from a crane screamin “please don’t drop me”

Next weapon: Animality (Mortal Kombat)

[Skitzo]

How Bout It Dick The Ryder? Million Bars? You can't afford.
I Know How To Stop You..... Cut Your Ethernet Cord.
Ha! You really thought it wasn't gonna be simple?
Dog, my 9 milli's sure to pop you like a pimple.
My lyrics entice you, then slice you like a Ginsu.
I'm quite nice. Don't die twice. Cuz you ain't Shin-Zung.
You wanna battle? The computer ain't the place.
Otherwise you get erased just like the end of a pencil.
Okay. now let me draw it out, like it was a stencil.
An ambulance, a chalk outline; This shit is suspenseful.
I'm watchin from across the street. Suspect in a trench coat.
My burner still hot in the pocket from makin some french toast.
All I can smell is cooked throat. That's why you ain't breathin.
"that guy must've talked alot of shit. You could see the uvula even."
It's a shame. The damn bystanders know my reasons.
Jaw Blown Off. And I think I left the trachia leakin.
Skitzo's a Real rocker. Rich from leavin niggas bleedin.
Totin That Led Zepplin It's Metalica season.
You dumb like a Def Leppard, and I speed like a cheetah
You'll get dumped off in a desert after meetin The Eagles.
Flyin High Call Me Aero. Now add a Smith & Wesson.
And that concludes the first half of Skitz's lesson.
Next Weapon: The H1N1 Virus




RICH THE ROCKER said:

My ego is lethal like the needle
inject you with death and infect you.
step to my ego and like an evo
it will wreck you, im evil.
call my ego the magician
so many bars to calculate
best call a mathmatician
for you try to solve and equate
im rich the rocker, remember check your damn selves
i'm predicting death for weak flows you'd think it was 2012.
you couldnt speed past me if ya drove by in a porsche
you gonna need I.V's and a hospital life support
my lyrics so twisted it makes your spine contort
im the definition of hot call me the human torch.
im rock hard, rock solid and you trapped in rock bottom
ask em what happened to the other rapper's they'll tell u Rich Got em.

next weapon : whatever you think will stop me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strange1914Rat said:

Ima a psycho acupuncturist and you best believe
With these pins and needles i can make it to where you cant breathe Right here causes relaxation but just an inch more Will have your body dead layin on the floor

Next weapon- all your fuckers egos

The Sexorcist :P said:

Im just a white girl, sick flows I dont got
but I am a bad bitch, in case u forgot
Ill pull out my sickle if you wanna talk shit Slit ya right across ur throat, now ur spittin blood snitch
next weapon....pins and needles

RICH THE ROCKER said:

I could turn into a badger and tear your fucking feet off
rip you apart like a grizzly bear and leave your body to feed off
then i swoop down gouge your eyes out i turned into a crow
breed an elephant with a rhino and call it the hellifiknow
i got animality you cannot fuck with me
they call this mortal kombat but im blessed with immortality
yall still think that you can beat me? im done with this stint
a million bar weapon clash i got but would be too much to print.

next weapon : A Sickle

GreenBlood said:

I was dealing when I wrote this so forgive me if it goes astray,
Fuck gangsta rap and hardcore, spit the wicked shit everyday, Could rap about something other than drugs like rain or a sunny day, But Im too far gone and it takes too long to change my fuckin ways,

Im not insane Im just dillusioned, please don’t try and stop me ,
Inflicting pain with this illusion if I do it properly,
Im banging bricks against my brain, 9 asprin in my coffee,
And hanging Shady from a crane screamin “please don’t drop me”

Next weapon: Animality (Mortal Kombat)